1973 ruskyušumym

18.12. 2020 15:33:51

bolekalolek povedal:

"tojetieškrásnyfór, počkaj, jasydamžuvačku, abyniktoneposnal, žesomeštenepyl...  

... fmoskvje, fparku učýsahebrejsky človek aprýdetenpolycajt, ruskej apovedá:

tosaneuč, hebrejskysa vóbecneuč. myťatam stejnenepustíme, dotejvašejysraele.

jasaneučýmpreto, abysomsadohovoryl fysraely, jasaučým hebrejskypreto, abysomsadohovorylfnebu, aštamprýdem.

ačokeťprýdešdopekla?

ruskyušumym."

1973 I can speak Russian

bolek a lolek said:

"It's also a beautiful forum, wait, I'll have a chewing gum so no one will know I haven't drunk yet ...

... in Moscow, in a park, a man learns Hebrew and a Russian policeman arrives and says:

don't learn that, don't learn Hebrew at all. we won't let you in there anyway, to your Israel.

I am not learning to speak in Israel, I am learning Hebrew to speak in heaven when I get there.

and what if you go to hell?

I already know Russian."